Nintendo Ain’t F’n Around with Switch Leaks

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Last week a couple of Switches were spotted in the wild along with The Legend of Zelda Breath of the… uh, eh, Wild  and needles to say Nintendo wasn’t too happy about it.  However, in the video of one of the Switches the UPC was visible and Nintendo was able to trace it back to the stores in which they were sent to.  Nintendo of America sent this statement to

Nintendo has determined these units were stolen in an isolated incident by employees of a US distributor with one system being illegally resold.  The individuals involved have been identified and terminated from their place of employment and are under investigation by local law enforcement…

Now I don’t want to speculate, but I’m pretty sure we all have a good idea where this “place of employment” is and it rhymes with Shame Fop.

The moral of the story here kids, don’t fuck with Nintendo, they’re like the mob, they’ll get you and your whole family.

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Where are my manners, allow myself to introduce... ah... myself. I'm Josh, I'm a proud dad and I will probably write the majority of the content you see on this site (and editing 100% of it) because that's my background, writing. I'm an author of two books (Ripper, and Suburban Sky: American Tales) with books three and four on the way... eventually. I also have experience writing for various sites, including Bleacher Report, Redskins101, and more currently you can find me at where I write a weekly-ish satirical column. Here are the links to my books if you wish to check them out. Click here for Ripper: Click here for Suburban Skies: So that's me in a nutshell. I hope you enjoy the site.

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